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My company was toying with the idea of an adventure club. The MDC guys put up a meeting of the ones interested, sometime after evening tea on Tuesday, and unanimously, everyone (around 25) agreed to go for a trek to Lohagadh, on the Saturday. (Fastest decision AFAIK.) Around 12 finally decided they were up for it.

So this last Saturday, 14 of us went down to Lohagadh.

I am about to write down incidents that I remember, in random order, instead of narrating the whole adventure trip.

• Had to get up at an ungodly hour - 3:30 am - to get ready and reach dadar station by 5 am.
• The two hours of the train journey were spent in snacking or sleeping.
• Lonavla has a pleasant paced life. Not too early, not too late.
• 9, including the driver, were stuffed in a 6 seater.
• 6, including the driver, were stuffed in a 3 seater (that too, with me and another fellow like me in the rear seat)
• Did not get tired of walking, for a change. (Yay!)
• Never heard an HR person swear like that before. Was it fun!!!
• Nimbu pani never tasted sweeter. (Had it halfway up the hill)
• Ate under a tree, then slept under it - like a nomadic tribe.
• A *beep* monkey snatched my bag of chocolates and tore away at the bars, and gems, and ate them all.
• The same species also grabbed hold of one of the bags and tore it open to get hold of some mangoes and bananas.
• While sitting on a rock, and looking at a sunny sky, I heard some thunder, turned around to see thick black clouds.
• People started packing and running back. Windcheaters were out, cameras and mobile phones in.
• Wind + rains slapped us. Left, right and center. (Some blame the morning abuses to shivaji and his horse by one of the roadies to be the cause of the wrath)
• Laughed, shivered, got scared, and felt happy - all at the same time.
• Missed someone.
• One of the roadies kept harassing all animals he came across after the attack by the monkey - on the bag he was holding. Crabs, dogs, red velvety bugs/insects, earthworms - all had to face his wrath.
• Some of us enjoyed the quiet serene atmosphere, and took it all in.
• Some started behaving in abnormal ways.
• Some couldn’t help not calling Mr President, Mr President.
• Some got real tired and swore and cussed out loud.
• Some became nostalgic about their past treks to the same place.
• The infamous dog followed / showed us the way back down when it was pouring heavily.
• Sat down in a carrier truck
• Saw one of the roadies merrily clickety click away random photos - some of them came out really well.
• Laughed our backsides off when watching the photos on a projected screen - when handpicking photos to be sent to the banglore and mumbai centers. Some photos got really appreciated. Especially the ones just before it started raining.

All in all, was a helluva good one.