Signs March 22, 2009 10:04 pm
Life would have been so much more interesting if all the signs on our Indian roads would have been in what we call “Bambaiyya Hindi”. Some examples:
Exit: chal kalti maar.
No smoking: Cigarette nahi pine ka, kya?
(French) Vous n’avez pas La Priorité: Abey, tera number nahi, apun ka hai.
No entry: Andar nahi ghusneka.
Keep left: Baine baaju me rakh.
No U-turn: Wapas ulta nahi ghumne ka.
Can you think of some more funny ones?